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Description

### Genetics don't lie. Neither does this onesie.

They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree-and if your little one has already inherited your stubborn streak, short temper, and undeniable charm, there's no point in hiding it.

Boldly printed with the hilarious truth: **"DAD, THANKS FOR SHARING YOUR DNA NOW WE'RE BOTH ASSHOLES"**, this ultra-soft baby bodysuit is equal parts sweet and savage. Guaranteed to get hearty laughs from dad, eye rolls from mom, and endless chuckles from everyone in the room.

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#### Why Dads & Babies Both Love It:

* **Unfiltered Laughs:** The undisputed champion of funny baby outfits-breaks the ice at every family gathering, park visit, and playdate.

* **Blowout-Friendly Lap Shoulders:** Expandable envelope neckline allows you to gently pull the bodysuit down over baby’s hips and legs (instead of over their head) when diaper disasters happen.

* **Quick-Snap Diaper Access:** Reinforced 3-snap bottom closure designed for speedy, hassle-free diaper changes-even during half-asleep 3:00 AM routines.

* **Cloud-Soft Comfort:** Spun from 100% premium combed ring-spun cotton jersey that feels silky-soft against delicate newborn skin.

* **Durable, Baby-Safe Print:** Screen-printed with skin-safe, eco-conscious inks that won't crack, peel, or irritate baby's sensitive chest.

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#### The Ultimate Gift For:

* **First-Time Dads & Father's Day:** A laugh-out-loud milestone gift directly "from the baby."

* **Baby Showers & Registry Gags:** The standout gift that makes everyone burst into laughter among a sea of pastel swaddles.

* **Pregnancy Announcements:** Pair it with a positive test or ultrasound photo to surprise dad with an attitude.

* **Social-Ready Photo Shoots:** Instant viral gold for newborn photos, TikTok, and Instagram milestone moments.

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#### Product Details & Fabric:

* **Material:** 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton (Breathable, lightweight, ultra-gentle).

* **Collar & Cuffs:** Double-needle ribbed binding for superior durability and shape retention.

* **Closure:** Smooth, nickel-free 3-snap bottom closure.

* **Available Colors:**

* **Classic White:** Crisp, high-contrast look with bold black lettering.

* **Light Pink:** Soft blush pastel for your little mischievous princess.

* **Light Blue:** Gentle sky blue, perfect for dad’s mini-me partner in crime.

* **Light Yellow:** Sunny lemon pastel, ideal for gender-neutral gifting.

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#### Size & Fit Guide:

Babies grow fast, but attitude is forever! If in between sizes, we recommend sizing up for longer wear.

* **0–3 Months:** Up to 9 lbs | Up to 21.5 in

* **3–6 Months:** 10–16 lbs | 22–25 in

* **6–9 Months:** 17–24 lbs | 25.5–28.5 in

* **9–12 Months:** 25–28 lbs | 29–31 in

* **12–18 Months:** 29–32 lbs | 31.5–34 in

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#### Washing & Care Instructions:

* Turn garment inside out before washing to protect the graphic print.

* Machine wash cold with like colors using mild detergent.

* Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to preserve shape.

* Do not iron directly on the print; do not bleach or dry clean.